Crimson Volania Mulch is on her very first date with sweet swamp monster, Simon but she doesn’t quite know it. When they’re night out is literally crashed by Quinton, Crimson’s aloof crush, they discover that Assumption Cemetery’s pixies have gone mad and all the animals, live and undead, are in turmoil. No time for love, even for confused stitched girls caught in complicated triangles.
Meanwhile, shy werewolf Wisteria and “magical technician” Parameter Jones suss out their feelings for one another and come to Crimson for help. While Crimson tries to help them she discovers the house of her mother and another clue in the mystery of who she was and who she will become is unlocked.